Japanese / German OR English

Hi there.
Some people here seem to think that I (Panda) and S-chan speak Japanese and that I at least understand written Japanese language.

Wellll... unfortunatelly not.
We speak mostly German, very little English or Polish or Japanese.
I will learn Japanese sooner or later but right now I can't say too much (almost nothing at all)
When I write a letter to S-chan's parents, I write it in German, she translates it into Japanese and later I rewrite it.
Same when she wants to write something to my family. But Polish is a difficult language to learn and nobody minds it that she cannot speak it yet.
When I want to read the blog I have to use a translating tool - like for instance Google Translate
. Unfortunatelly it is not perfect or even very good BY FAR! I can get the basic information most of the time and then I speak with S-chan and she fills me in on the more advanced topics (those which are too dificult for the machine) so at the end I know more or less everything.
Try the machine sometime - it's very good for laughs :{D